August 8
Wooooo! I'm a blue ghost! WOOOO!!!
On Saturday, for the first time EVER, I watched the movie "Say Anything". A few weeks ago, for the first time EVER, I watched "Goodfellas". Some might say I'm a little stunted when it comes to popular stuff, so without further ado, here's a list of movies I've never seen. Hold tight, and let it never be said that I'm afraid to admit that I'm really pretty stupid and ignorant when you get right down to it.
Dana's Humiliating 100 (believe me, there are way WAY more):
1.) The Godfather (nope, not any of them!)
2.) Ghostbusters
3.) Thelma and Louise
4.) Raging Bull
5.) Rebel Without a Cause
6.) ANY movie with Charlie Chaplin or the Marx Brothers
7.) Flashdance
8.) The Outsiders
9.) Schindler's List
10.) Citizen Kane
11.) 8 1/2
12.) Scarface (I confess, I caught the very end of this on TV a few weeks ago, from the part where he tells us to say hello to his gun)
13.) The Shawshank Redemption
14.) Silence of the Lambs
15.) Saving Private Ryan
16.) ANY Monty Python movie
17.) Coal Miner's Daughter
18.) Carrie
19.) Friday the 13th
20.) Nightmare on Elm Street (And yet, I've seen ALL of the Texas Chainsaw Massacres. Go figure)
21.) Terminator (I've seen bits of the 2nd one on TV. I'm afraid of red glowing eyes.)
22.) Planet of the Apes
23.) Soylent Green
24.) Jaws
25.) Boyz 'n the Hood
26.) Casino
27.) The Harder They Come (but I own the cd! that gets a half credit.)
28.) Gladiator
29.) Titanic (I didn't know that the middle of that Britney Spears song where they talk about dropping the locket was supposed to be from Titanic. Har!)
30.) Barbarella
31.) Weird Science
32.) Ferris Buller's Day Off (I've seen parts of it on TV, but never the whole thing at the same time, and not ever the entire thing.)
33.) St. Elmo's Fire
34.) Top Gun (I tried to watch it, seriously.)
35.) The Abyss
36.) Alien (none of them)
37.) Blues Brothers
38.) Blade Runner
39.) Chariots of Fire
40.) Rambo
41.) Naked Gun
42.) Eddie and the Cruisers
43.) Dune
44.) Glory
45.) Steel Magnolias
46.) Ironwood
47.) Last of the Mohecans
48.) Out of Africa
49.) The English Patient
50.) River's Edge
51.) Sophie's Choice
52.) Perfect Storm
52.) Twister
53.) Dangerous Liasons
54.) About Last Night
55.) The Fisher King
56.) Dirty Harry
57.) The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
58.) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
59.) Brazil
60.) Spaceballs
61.) Groundhog Day
62.) Top Secret
63.) Young Frankenstein
64.) Planes, Trains & Automobiles
65.) Red Dawn
66.) Die Hard
67.) Monsters, Inc.
68.) Beverly Hills Cop
69.) 48 Hours
70.) The Little Mermaid
71.) The Lion King
72.) Lethal Weapon
73.) Braveheart
74.) Big Trouble in Little China
75.) The Net
76.) Blue Velvet
77.) The Color of Money
78.) Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
79.) Annie Hall
80.) Streetcar Named Desire
81.) Kramer vs. Kramer
82.) Butch Cassedy & the Sundance Kid
83.) Deliverance
84.) Smokey & the Bandit/Cannonball Run (same shit, different movie)
85.) Erin Brockovich
86.) Tootsie
87.) Mrs. Doubtfire
88.) Midnight Cowboy
89.) The Hunt for Red October
90.) Roots
91.) A Room With a View
92.) Dazed and Confused
93.) To Kill a Mockingbird
94.) Dr. Strangelove
95.) Philadelphia Story
96.) Ghost in the Shell
97.) 2001: SPace Odessey (honestly, I may have seen this)
98.) Labrynth
99.) Batman
100.) King Kong
I know. I KNOW. And yet, I've seen "Dude, Where's My Car" AND the Britney Spears Movie AND Glitter, Swept Away and I OWN "Trick or Treat", starring Gene Simmons, Ozzy Osbourne and the kid who played Skippy on "Family Ties".