Sometimes I am here.  Sometimes I am not.  I will leave it up to you to figure out which is which.  The cam image is dated, and it allegedly refreshes every 10 seconds, but that's kind of a lie, because I suspect it's closer to like every 45 or something.  Regardless, it is me.  If you're capturing the images for your own uses that's great, but please don't share them with me.  I already know how weird I look most of the time.  However, do drop me a line and let me know you're stalking me.

The tank behind me is my tortoise, Johnny Shutup.  You might also see a dog or two.  The rabbits live downstairs, so unless they're letting themselves out while I'm not home, you probably won't see them at all.