a thing i stopped thinking about.  december 18

so these two guys walk into a bar, and the third guy ducks.  haa, haa!  december 13

my first journal hoo ha.  i'm so proud.  december 12

i have a new page host, oh yes i do! for those of you who wrote, telling me of the problem with my last entry, it is fixed.  or so i think.  maybe. december 10

snow makes me sad.  not the singer.  i dig him.  also, happy birthday megan. december 8
Note: Added Play Doh Picture! 

i got my truck back, now get the fuck out of my way before i ram you into a barrier.  december 4

the oft mentioned photos of me beating on my nephews.  november 30 (really, the 29th, but pretend..)

wherin i am still riding around in the musty mitsubishi, despite my best efforts.  november 29
 

i am a great aunt.  please do not call child welfare on me.  i didn't hit him on purpose. november 28

i love porn! i beg for gifts! i eat butter! november 22

my entries:  fewer and farther between.  november 20

no one threw up.  can we really count it as a vacation?  also, i have nothing to say about politics.  at all.  you're welcome.  november 15.

i'm a right republican proud to be american, glad to sign the draft again cause i'm proud american, that's right! ronald reagan he's our man, if he can't do it no one can! 
november 8
 

pretend like you read me on the weekends. pretend like im not the only one home on a friday night, listening to drums and tuba, drinking beer.  november 3

it does so count as an entry.  i updated my bio page.  november 2

i''m still not talking about what happened to the truck.  nope.  maybe i never will.  i am too stupid to live.  october 30

i do not tell you the story of what happened to my truck, and how i still have the most expensive cup of coffee in all the kingdom.  instead, you get to see pictures of my house.  october 28

in which i win and spend a great deal of money, drink some vodka, insult our heroic Native Americans and learn a valuable lesson about what times of the day are not appropriate times for eating greaseball chinese food.  october 24
 

good lord.  i put this up, it dissapears.  it's gone, i'm all like 'what the fuck? every time it happens.  maybe this time, it will stay.  october 20

warning: DSL is baaaaaaacccckkkkk....october 18

new jersey, i love you.  oh yes  i do! yes, it's true.  you bring me closer to batzmaru. october 16

you may all touch my monkey. october 10

who will die at journalcon?  are we taking bets? october 5

big bottoms drive me out of my mind.  october 3