December 13
 

Contrary to appearance, I am not groping myself.  Well,  I was touching my leg.  But that's it.  No, really.
 
 
 
 
 

Cardiothoracic Surgeon's Office:
 

Gramma: Did you hear about the whale??
Dana:  What whale?
Gramma: The whale! They found a 36 foot whale floating around the Statue of Liberty!
Dana:  Wait, was it dead?
Gramma:  Yeah! And the ship they sent out to retrieve it?  40 feet!
Dana:  What the hell was it doing there?  Didn't any of the Staten Island ferries find it first?  No one crashed into it?
Gramma: No, and so now it's just floating around between the Statue of Liberty and the Verezanno Bridge!
Dana:  I wonder why it was in NY to begin with?
Gramma:  Probably wanted to see the Statue of Liberty!
Dana:  Do some sightseeing?
Gramma: Take in a Broadway play!
Dana:  You know why it was dead, don't you?
Gramma:  No, why?
Dana:  It heard that Cats wasn't running anymore and it killed itself in sorrow.
Gramma:  That, and it missed the Thanksgiving Parade by almost a month!
Dana:  Never underestimate the power a Clifford the Big Red Dog balloon has over a 36 foot whale...
Gramma:  You'd better believe it.
 
 

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i know we don't talk about it
we don't tell eachother
all the little things that we need
we work our way around eachother
as we tremble and we bleed