November 10

 

You can't so much see it in the photo, but I am wearing some makeup. That's right, I'm a badass. Nicole and I were going to the casino. See that thing around my neck? It's a FANCY NECKLACE. Hell yeah!!

 

 

This is a test! I just used my work affiliation to buy Dreamweaver super cheap after dishonestly attempting to download it from an unscrupulous file sharing site. After about 40 minutes of downloading, it was only 1% done, and I figured that I might as well just pony up the 80 bucks and do it the legal way. That's right. Stealing is BAD. Especially MUSIC. Heh, just kidding. Anyhow, this is the first time I've used Dreamweaver since 1999. If you've been reading me from the beginning, you'll notice that my page as of one entry ago looked just as crappy as it did on my very first entry, but I'm working on it.

Dreamweaver has a great many different boxes and menus, none of which make any sense to me, but I only just installed it like 15 minutes ago. I imagine I might need to buy a book. Although, I seem to remember being overwhelmed by this way back then too and going out and buying a book and it not helping one bit. Maybe because I opened it once and once only, got scared by all the things it was attempting to teach me, and ran off like the moron I am. If I'd actually stuck with it, who knows? I might be a web page making master today. I suck.

Praise jesus, it indents. That's all I really care about for right now. I have no idea whether or not I'll be able to UPLOAD this, so we'll see how it goes.

The other day I started an entry while I was...um...not at work, of course. I typed and typed and typed and when I was through, I had about five full paragraphs talking about shoes. SHOES, people. When I reached the end of my shitty ass looking rant about shoes I do and do not like, I realized like a punch in the eye that I could not for ONE MORE ENTRY use Composer. It was giving me cancer. I needed to stop. That's why I deleted what I wrote and immediately went on my quest for a better HTML editor, and here we are. Oh, and in case you were curious, I was railing against the current trend in women's shoes, which is Hooker. Every woman in the world is wearing hooker heels and I just don't get it. How is everyone able to teeter around on those skinny little heels, and I can barely barely walk with my actual FEET? There. I just saved you about 5 minutes. Aren't you glad?

I got all het up to post, but to be completely honest, didn't have much reason to other than wanting to test out the new program. And now I have. I'm SO going to buy a book, and then WHO KNOWS what the page will look like?!!?

 

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