February 16
 
 
 
 

I thought I'd show photos of one of the only animals in my house that HASN'T been eating poop like mad these days.   Grayson will eat whatever the rabbit makes, like he's a chicklet machine right there in the house for her enjoyment.  Grayson ALSO dug through the garbage until she got to the bonus--a freshly made tortoise turd.  Mmm! Tasty.  The worst recent offender of the poop eating thing is Jessie.  The other morning, I put the dogs out and I was watching them through the window.  Grayson squatted and..um...went, and the next thing, Jessie saunters over and sniffs the steaming pile.  Sniffing lead to vigorous licking, vigorous licking lead to enthusiastic chowing.  No matter what I did--banging on the door, going outside and freaking out--he wasn't deterred from his snack.  Did I mention it was still steaming?  Yep.  It's cold out there.  Fucking gross.

I would have been allright with it, I mean don't dogs eat poop sometimes?  But, he came running in and TRIED TO LICK ME which wasn't at all acceptable.  I shrieked, grabbed my stuff and bolted for the door.

If it had been one time, which I figured, I might have been able to let it go.  Move past it.  Get on with my life.  UNTIL HE DID IT AGAIN THIS MORNING.  Same thing.  Dogs are DISGUSTING.

So, with that, here are photos of Johnny Shutup.  I'm 100 percent sure she's never eaten her own OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL'S EXCREMENT.
 

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  The tortoise is my favorite pet.  LOOK AT HER!  HAH!!  She's been stomping around her tank and climbing and freaking out a lot recently, which I think is absolutely precious.  Watching her try and climb with that heavy shell is comedy GOLD.  Way better than my crap munching dogs.
 
 
 
 

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