September 26
 
 

Why so glum, chum?  If you saw my shoes, you'd know that I can't be ALL unhappy.
 
 
 

Names Changed to Protect the Ball Lickers:
 

Jessamyn: why are more people not voting?
Jessamyn: WHY?
Jessamyn: IS THAT SO DIFFICULT?
Jessamyn: fuckers
dana: Bitches!!!
Jessamyn: bitches!!!!
Jessamyn: bitches can suck my dick!
dana: They can and they SHOULD
Jessamyn: i see them down there, in the most recent visitors thingy!
Jessamyn: they are visiting!
Jessamyn: but they do not vote on my poll!
dana : and yet, no viting!
Jessamyn: bitches!
dana: vopting,
dana: goddammit!
Jessamyn: ha!
dana: VOTING
Jessamyn: beekvake!
Jessamyn: beefkacke!
Jessamyn: beeffdake!
dana: beefcaka!
Jessamyn: ha!
Jessamyn: beefacake!
Jessamyn: that's the italian-american version, i guess
Jessamyn: beefacake!
Jessamyn: why don't the bastards vote!
Jessamyn: i am having my own personal freakout
Jessamyn: oh, the apathy of america
Jessamyn: reflected right here in our own 935
dana: It's true!!
dana: No WONDER things are going right down the shitter!!
Jessamyn: no shit!!!
dana: I mean, how difficult is it to just click??
Jessamyn: it's not hard!
Jessamyn: it's not hard at all!!
dana: It would make all the difference!
Jessamyn: we need to KNOW the answer!
dana: Why, then, do people not do it??
Jessamyn: damn those bitches
Jessamyn: they need to ignore the fact that it is a kookoopants poll
dana: I am almost manic about my need to give an answer in polls!
Jessamyn: and just ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!
Jessamyn: it's so easy!
dana: Like CNN?  If they ask a question
Jessamyn: i pick an answer!
dana: Even if it's retarded
dana: "Do you think America is Nice?"
dana: Yes
Jessamyn: heh
dana: No
dana: I will always CHOOSE
dana: Becuase I have to!!
Jessamyn: you know, i bet none of these bastards have even noticed the ball lickers thing on top
dana: I vote for everything!! those little radio (is that what they're called?  i think so...) buttons beckon me!
Jessamyn: except for the 3 of us who have voted.
Jessamyn: they have a powerful lure!
danaful: they say "Fucking choose one thing, you lazy sack of shit!!"
dana: and I ALWAYS DO!!!
Jessamyn: ha!
Jessamyn: YOU are not the apathy of america!
Jessamyn: you CARE, goddammit!
dana: It's not my fault
dana: That's why it's not me who is a ball licker!
Jessamyn: it is THEY who are the ball lickers!
dana: EXACTLY
Jessamyn: fucking ball lickers!!!!
dana: Yeah!!!!!
 
 
 

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