journals:
when doug and i met, my planets aligned. he is that cool AND MORE. i think he might be the person who tripped me in the mosh pit at the Slayer show back in 1994.
rob is funny and nice. i am sad he's gone.
mike's a terrific writer. mike talks about politics. mike likes the golden girls. mike's got a son named max. i'm a sucker for kids named max.
okay. so if i wasn't 9 years older, married, and a fattie, i'd make a big, clumsy play for jason. we share an almost uncannily similar love of vodka, and that's a perfectly acceptable relationship basis. what? it IS. i've been stalking his archives for the past 3 hours or something. seriously, if you like me, you'll love him.
chris naze is gifted.this is one of the two fine ladies named robyn on my list but this is the one i actually know in real life. she can milk a nickle slot and work a shawl like nobody's business. plus, i hear pudding comes out of her ass.
erin. she is smart and fun and funny and tenacious. she is exactly the kind of friend you want on your side in a fight, because she's always got your back.
keli is one of maybe three good things that came of the horrible pittsburgh journlacon. also, she can knit like a MOTHERFUCKER.
i'm not sure how i found this page, but it is one of the only journals in the world where the use of 'y'all' doesn't want to make me scratch out my own eyes. Plus, she is super funny.
jessie is nothing at all how you think she is. if you know her only by her page, then you don't know her, and you're really missing out.
athena is warm and lovely and sweet and tiny and she let me feel her tits. i love her. also, she is the journaler most likely to appear in my dreams. i have no idea why.
east/west. i've not included any blogs, and i don't know that this exactly counts. it's my favorite. well written and cool. and yet, choire has never offered to meet up with me when i'm in NY. perhaps he's too busy being famous with gawker.com.
kerry will kick your ass for looking at me wrong. seriously. do not start with her. she learned to knit in about 15 minutes and banged out 8 sweaters before i'd even learned which end of the needle to use.if i am the before photo, wendy is the after. she wrote one of the single funniest lines i have ever read, and i'm paraphrasing: "She is named after a goddess. i am named after fast food!: HAH!
robyn is funny. does she have a fouler mouth than me? you know, i'm going to have to go with no.
i wish i knew amy in real life.
kat and i live within a spit and a holler from one another, and that is why we are new bff. also, she's so sexy, she'd make your hair hurt.
i'm a little embarrassed to admit that I don't know the actual name of the guy who writes this. However, he's a great writer and managed to capture everything i was feeling about the whole Ronald Reagan death scenario better than i ever could hope to.
sundry is one of the most graceful writers out there. i'm always amazed at the way she puts a sentence together.
considering my inability to walk in heels, it's a surprise how much i love this page and how much it cracks me up, but it does! The Manolo IS the superfantastic!! however, it seems that the manolo is too important to answer email from people who do not write about shoes. yes, i am THAT petty about things.
not journal:
please go look at himonkey. it is my favorite site on the web, without a doubt. i could fill a book about my love for himonkey, but i won't. i'll let it suffice to say that i check the site daily, and look around--even when i know there's been no update. since i got email from monkey and i absolutely went insane with happiness (*true), i'm going to list a few of my favorites from within the page. this not saying you oughtn't look at the entire site, because you should.
the person i spend practically more time with than anyone else. fortunately, we get along.
shandy is so dead cool, i want to marry her.
heh, heh. robot frank.
a great page about consumers and what/how and why they consume by an old friend of mine, mike.
well, you know, since i'm so very mean, i obviously check this and this out pretty often.
you know who i'm talking about. of course you do. RAAARRR!
a new friend. everything about this page is an adventure. go on, look around.
this has been one of my favorite pages for years. look to the fabulous joel for beauty advice and so much more...
from the same awesome guys who brought us Stomp Tokyo, here's an magazine about crappy movies! AWESOME! also, they're who sent me the Chewbacca Christmas Special that so puzzled me, years ago.
i wish strongbad was a person and that he was my friend.
swish is worthy. give them your love and your money and your time.
why do i find this so funny?? i don't know, but i do! Talking cat! HAR!!
whoop whoop! pull up! black box transcripts!
some great stories, some terrible ones. just as it should be.
this page makes me snort.
