March 29
 
 
 

Check THIS out, wouldja?

 
 

That's my millionth hit!  I can't even imagine who to thank for this honor!!  There are so many of you!!  Bless your hearts.  You're nice.  Send gifts and congratulations to me.  In case you get confused, Please remove the parenthesis, I'm trying to cut down on the spam epidemic in my inbox, but it is SO not working.  I went to sleep last night to NO mail in my inbox, and came to work this morning and had SEVEN HUNDRED pieces of spam.  That was 700 out of 700 emails.  100 percent spam.
 

In honor of this, we're going to take a walk through my most recent referrals.  I KNOW that this is only amusing to me, but its just SO amusing that I need to share.
 
 

What the Freaks Are Looking For When They Find Dana:

best blogs
soul deadening loneliness
sweet things to say to a girl
sweet things to write to someone you love
post op fuck me
in love with best friends girl
johnny & the gangsters of love
too fat to wear my bikini
partying
slut monkey
fucky
funny love sites
dana girl
turdmonster tattoo
"monkey kiss" picture
tee hee
talking stuffed animals
monkey eating banana, picture
gangsters for christ
fucky girl
hairy
i need pussy
can a person in a coma come back after several months
big red one mons
smelly girl
missy "west haven"
"moonlight feels right"
find me about gangsters
monkey out of play doh
jeans "too tight"
 

How do I choose which I like the most?  HOW?????
 
 

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