July 9
Always save your work. Really! Take it from me. That is the lesson this entry will teach us all, since I have no entry, because, well, I didn't save my work.
Instead, I share with you the best spam I have ever gotten, by far, and I'll be back with an entry when I have something to do other than bitch about my job and how annoyed I am by sending out resumes. Enjoy!
To: <dana@bobofett.com>
Subject: It don't take a genius to biggie a penis!
Date: Mon, 08 Jul 0102 14:39:01 +0700
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
Importance: NormalSex is like fixing your '69 Corvette--you better use the right tool for the job or it'll be a disaster! The genetic lottery determines your penis size the very instant your conceived-- *POOF* that's all you're getting!
But that's all about to change... thanks to modern science! Finally, a real formula has been designed to make IT bigger... FOREVER! No painful pumps or exercises required! Just pop a "Maxaman" pill with meals and watch it grow to amazing dimensions!
If you were to go up to a woman and ask her "Do you like it large or small?" what would she say? First of all, she might just slap you! But if she was forced to give you a straight answer, 99.9% of women would say they like it BIG.
Many break-ups and divorces are the result of poor sex. The majority of men simply don't have a large enough penis to REALLY please their lover. Of course it will still be somewhat enjoyable, but is she TINGLING with delight? Probably not. So let me ask you this:
Can you afford to ignore the fact that "Size DOES Matter"?
So, what would a larger penis do for you? Imagine, waking up tomorrow morning with your penis magically 2 inches longer and a half-inch wider.
What would be the first thing you say?
"Darn! Why did it get so big????"
or
"YEEEE HAWWW!"
Just pray there isn't anyone around, because your dance might be a little embarrassing!
It's time to head to the clubs with your new and improved penis! With the surge of confidence running through your veins, it'll be a snap to pick up the best looking chick! This time you won't be embarrassed that you can't "back up" your talking, because this time YOU CAN! You've got the X factor in your pants, and your going to prove to her you know how to use it!
Obviously, the "Maxaman" Formula won't do this for you overnight. It will take about 1-2 weeks before you start noticing the effects of our secret formula. But once you start seeing those changes, I can definitely see you doing a dance around your house!
How can just a single pill do all this? The ingredients in the "Maxaman" Formula stimulate growth in the tissues surrounding your penis And... *VOILA!* It's bigger than ever!
* No more sighs of dissatisfaction from your woman,
only cries of delight!
* Stronger and longer orgasms for you and your partner!
* No painful pumps, exercises, or dangerous surgery!
* Results start in 2 weeks or less!
* No side effects, 110% safe to use!
* Gain at least 2 inches or your money back!Listen to what a few of our previous customers have to say:
"Dear Sirs, Thanks for offering this formula. Me and my wife are having the best sex of our lives. I wake up in the morning knowing she's fully satisfied, and that's a great feeling. Thanks guys!"
- Jim from Carson City"Hi, I just wanted to let you know this formula is working wonders for me. I've gained 1.5 inches in just 3 weeks. I've tried the pumps and exercises and nothing worked. This was my last resort! Thanks guys!"
- Art C. from Los Angeles"Hello! Just wanted to thank you for offering such a great product. My boyfriend started taking the Maxaman pills while I was on vacation with my family. When I got back a week and a half later, he told me he had a surprise for me. And boy what a surprise it was! Thanks again!"
- Lauren from Newark, NJThink about how you'll feel when she cries out your name during sex, or after it's over and she tells you how good you were... So place your order now! She will love you for it.
Click on the link below to order with a Visa or Mastercard:
http://2002marketing.com/affiliate2/maxaman.htm
You may also pay with cash, check or money order by printing the order form below and sending it with your payment.
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