April 12
 
 

Nothing to tell here with me, I'm getting a cold.  I'm still sunburned.  I put another two holes in my ear, and I'm all set with being at work, so TurdMonster decided he'd stop in the middle of  his busy day and pose for a few pics:
 
 
 
 
 

RAAARR!!!  That's just how I answer the phone, too! RAAAR!!  HELLO??  RAAR!! SPEAK OR I WILL EAT YOU!!!  HELLO?? RAAARRR!!!
 
 
 
 

Just because I am a monster does not mean I don't like to play!! RAAAR!! See the monkeys?? They play with me! RAAARRR!!!  I am allowed to take play breaks at work! Who will say no?? I AM A MONSTER!!!!
 
 
 
 
 

RAAARR! Coffee!!  Hot and tasty!!! Better than beer, sometimes!! RAAARR!! I once got in trouble at work for drinking beer.  My boss was all "HEY!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!"  and you know what I said, right??  Right???  Right.  "RAAARRRR!!!! RAAARRR BOSSMAN!! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I AM A MONSTER!! RAARR!!"
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

This is me, waiting for something to print out.  RAARR!! I hate waiting.  As you might notice,  I use fat-free Coffee-mate in my coffee, because I really think my butt is getting too big.  I worry about these things.  Monsters have feelings, too! RAAAR!! Shut up, I'm not crying!!  RAAARR!!!
 
 
 
 

This is the last picture of my work day.  RAAAR!!  I'm not sitting on the phone book because I'm too SHORT, okay?  I'm sitting on it because I like to sit higher up when I type! RAAARRR!!
 
 
 
 
 
 

That is my day at work.  Or, it is as much of the day I can show you.  It is hard, being a monster and trying to take these photos, sometimes.  RAAARRRR!!
 

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Tonight I go to hell
For what I've done to you
This ain't about regret
It's when I tell the truth