March 27
 
 


I can't believe that none of you have had anything to say about my new glasses.  Not that they're new anymore, but still and all.  Man.  Way to hurt a girl's feelings...
 
 
 

My mother and I are going to Cancun at the end of April.  She'd been threatening to take me to a spa here in Connecticut for a few months now, and recently we've been emailing back and forth about the when and the where and stuff like that.  So last week, I get some mail from her that says "did you get the information i had sent to you?  if not, go here"

I looked around the site.  Now, I am no genius, but I was able to glean pretty immediately that this was not a spa in the Nutmeg State of White and Right.  No, no.  I wrote back to my mother:

"you are aware that this is in Mexico, right?"

She replied   "yeah, so?"

Okay, then.  I readjusted for a trip to Mexico rather than an hour away.  We email like mad.  We talk days.  We talk times.  We talk prices.  We talk horseback riding and massage and nature hikes.  I proclaim my desire to buy silly native trinkets and bottles of tequila.  She talks Mayan ruins and wanting to walk around.  I profess a slight fear of local Guadalajarian food and my unwillingness to ride a donkey of any sort.  We banter back and forth, back and forth back and forth until Sunday morning, when I call her and she says:  "Cancun.  April 30th."  and I say  "Aw JEAH!"

So, it's Cancun! Now I'm thinking sunny beaches, swim up bar (note:  whereas I do not drink, kids, and would never endorse drinking and swimming [remember: I was a lifeguard], the lure of a swim up bar is too, too mighty for me to deny.  Sweet!).  I would have preferred to go a little closer to now (It's 28 degrees outside.  Do I need to say more?   Now would be just fine with me.)  but that's cool too, because when I get back, in May, it will be MAY.  Which is worlds better than April.  Thank you.
 
 

Heh:

Okay, there.  Selling underwear through erection scare tactics?  Happy  to see me?  Keys in pocket?   It's not really a bone, you know.
 
 

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