May 14
I decided to let my scammer sweat it out for a few days before I replied. Here are his emails to me:
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Date:Ý Tue, 11 May 2004 08:41:00 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ý victor oyofor <senator_vicoyofor68@yahoo.com>
To:Ý dana@bobofett.com
Subject:Ý PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL MESSAGE NOW.
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Dear Miss Eliot,
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Good day. How are you doing today? What is happening to you now? Why do you refuse to respond back to my email messages to you since all these days?
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Please I would need an urgent reply to this my email message to inform me of your final decision if you are still in this transaction with me or not, so that I should know what to do or my next step of action to go about how my transfer of fund would be successful soonest.
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Have a nice and blessed day.
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I am anxiously waiting to hear from you URGENTLY.
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Thanks.
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Best Regard,
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Senator Victor Oyofor.
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Date:Ý Wed, 12 May 2004 16:59:39 -0700 (PDT)
From:Ý victor oyofor <senator_vicoyofor68@yahoo.com>
To:Ý dana@bobofett.com
Subject:Ý GOOD DAY AND HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
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Dear Miss Eliot
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Good evening. How are you doing today and how is everything with you now? Why the long and sudden silence from your side or is there any problem? Why haven't you replied to my email messages to you and why didn't you fill the Application Form and send it to me urgently to enable us apply for the Claim and transfer of the money US$10 Million from the Bank to your Bank Account which you are yet to furnish me with?
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Please do not just keep quiet at me, let me know your present position on this transaction to enable me know my next step of action in this project urgently.
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I hope you will call me on my telephone number: 234-803-321-6890 at anytime during the day/night when you receive this my email message today.
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Please keep fit and take good care of yourself till we meet physically in your Country when you must have received and confirmed the fund US$10 Million in your Bank Account. Have a nice and blessed day.
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I am waiting to hear from you soonest.
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Thanks.
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Best Regard,
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Senator Victor Oyofor.
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And here's my reply:
My Kumquat:
How are you on this Friday!? Is there Friday in Africa? I am terribly sorry for the delay in my communications, but for the past several days, I found myself gagged and locked in a closet with a flashlight in my pooper. It would seem that during a party, things got a little bit wilder than anticipated and perhaps there was some rough play involved. Do you have Rough Play in Africa? In any event, the party ended and people forgot that they'd placed me in the closet at punishment for being a bad girl. Oh, the perils of being a single woman!!! This is not to say that I didn't find my solitary confinment enlightening, because I did. I believe I was able to achieve the Inner Glow with just MY MIND. Fortunately, my Dogg, Snoop, has a keen sense of smell (he is a Poontang Hound. Do you have those in Africa? Perhaps I shall send you one! Give me your address!) found me and managed to chew me free of my constraints. I left the flashlight in as a memento of another successful party!!
But let us get down to business!! I recall asking you for two things, which you have not provided me. I can not commit to a partnership without these two things, so please listen carefully:
1.) A current photograph of you, posing with your brother (you have informed me that he is very goodlooking and well hung, like a stallion. As I am of a reproducing age, virility is VERY IMPORTANT, as you might imagine). An animal in the photograph (a monkey, a dog, a zebra) would be a bonus, but not necessary. It is, however VERY IMPORTANT that you send me a photograph. Do you have a loincloth? Mmm-hmm. Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta!! I like a man in a loinclothe.
2.) Another copy of the form I was supposed to fill out. Sadly, after the Mynah garbage disposal disposed of it, I have been unable to find it amongst my filed email, and I would really like to get this party started right.
May the glory of god rain down upon your head like Menses!!!!!
Miss E.
PS: Do you like peaches? I really do!!!!!
THIS IS NEVER NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY TO ME!!!!!
Have a great weekend!
the other day - home - email - soon
PS: The glue is out of my hair!!