August 29
Nicole and Dana Watch The VMAs
(very likely to be only funny to me, sorry!):
danaful: Justin has a funny voice
Nicole: like a girl
danaful: COLDPLAY
Nicole: yep
danaful: I like this song
Nicole: i don't know it
danaful: The entire CD is at about this tempo
Nicole: I like it... maybe I will buy it tomorrow
Nicole: i need music like this in my life... MELLOW
danaful: it's really good
Nicole: i trust you!
Nicole: what does it say on the side of the piano?
Nicole: Okay... i do like this song
Nicole: OHHH make trade fair!
Nicole: DEEP SHIT
Nicole: OH my god.. this is on again at 11:30. YOU HAVE to stay up with me to see madonna again ... one more time!
danaful: Hah!
danaful: I'll tivo it
Nicole: OKAY... and we can always watch it again for ever
danaful: It's going to be on 14,000 times in the next month
Nicole: will you put it on a tape for me. I think that I need it and I can not figure out how to record stuff
danaful: Yeah, I will
Nicole: That was the bomb.. i think that I will love their cd
danaful: I'll set the tivo to tape during the commercial break
danaful: I think you will, too
Nicole: they scare the SHIT out of me
danaful: Oh, they're scary
Nicole: she has on a dress and sneakers
danaful: They're mannish
danaful: OOH NIPPLES
danaful: She needs a better bra!
Nicole: BIG ONES
Nicole: you can see her bra BOTH bras
Nicole: the one in the black is better
danaful: HATE THIS GUY
Nicole: your song
danaful: He's a muppet!!
Nicole: no you don't
danaful: AAHH
Nicole: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
danaful: Im set with this song
Nicole: Yeahhhhhhhhhhh this HAS to win
Nicole: MEMORIES
danaful: @Q#_A*@^
Nicole: OHhh man
danaful: Go, JUSTIN
Nicole: poor brit
danaful: Oh, Johnny Cash!
Nicole: WHAT??????
danaful: This is aweseome!
Nicole this is weird
danaful: Haven't you heard his remakes?
Nicole: yeah some
Nicole: ohhh my GOD
danaful: OH YEAH
danaful: Though I dont want to hear him talk anymore
Nicole: better then bubble gum.. what the fuck
danaful: No idea
danaful: She was like 4 feet taller
danaful: Oh, doy
danaful: shut up
Nicole: they look pissed
danaful: They do!
Nicole: that was well done
Nicole: no?
Nicole: Ohhh yeah beyonce
Nicole: best new artist??? who is new?
danaful: She makes J lo look like a balls out whore
Nicole: OH SHUT UP
danaful: and super ugly
Nicole: how? jessica
danaful: Nirvana guy was
danaful: Oh, Courtney Love
Nicole: huh? Where is she?
danaful: That was th eanswer to the quiestion
Nicole: ohhh again... i wasn't paying attention
Nicole: what was the question
Nicole: What was that shit
Nicole: what did ashley win? who is she?
Nicole: what was that?
Nicole: where are you?
Nicole: hello
Nicole: COME ONNNNNNNNNNaaaa
Nicole: I am trying to ask you things
Nicole: I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE
Nicole: woody allen... christing ricci, the american pie guy oh my
Nicole: WHERE ARE YOU
danaful: Right here!
danaful: I am looking at shakira
Nicole: are you reading what I am saying
Nicole: answer me
danaful: yes!
Nicole: okay good
Nicole: thank you
danaful: I dont understand why this commerical is cool
Nicole: I can not help you cause all you gave me was a STUPID YES
danaful: Who is ashely?!
danaful: Ooh, she's fat
Nicole: I asked you that!
danaful: am I that fat?
danaful: That's how I see myself!!
Nicole: noooo way jose
Nicole: that is how I SEE MYSELF
danaful: Oh, WHATEVER
Nicole: AND YOU WERE WRONG
danaful: I was!
Nicole: I actually think that I look like madonna
Nicole: OH MY
danaful: You DO
danaful: I look like pam anderson
Nicole: I know i do
Nicole: she came with a date and it was not kid and not tommy.. hummmmm
danaful: HATE this song
Nicole: YOUCK i hate this song
danaful: Done
Nicole: he is winning i bet
danaful: I have hit my saturation part
danaful: point
danaful: Nope
Nicole me too but i think that he will win
danaful: What the hell is this?
Nicole: WHO WHAT youck
Nicole: i don't know
Nicole: ohhh no
danaful: SHE got kind of chunkey, too
Nicole: YOUCK
danaful: 50 cent, i think
Nicole: HE IS WHITE
Nicole: i did not know that
Nicole: told ya
Nicole: he is COCKY
danaful: WHo?
Nicole: 50
danaful: He's white?
Nicole: look... he brought them all
danaful: He sounds a little retarded
Nicole: nooo jean paul whatever
danaful: Oh, yeah
danaful: he's very light
Nicole: you know how that GO
danaful: Is 50 in love with Eminem?
danaful: He might be
Nicole: yeah you know it
Nicole: em made him WHO HE IS
Nicole: uhhh huh
danaful: Who?
Nicole: without em he could be NOTHING
danaful: Where's busta?
Nicole: STOP SAYING WHO
danaful: Where's mariah?
Nicole: they are resting FOR US i told you!
danaful: Busta, too?!
Nicole: what???
Nicole: I don't understand what anyone is saying
danaful: Me either
Nicole: ohhhhhhh
Nicole: WOW that is bad ass
danaful: She is NOT upsidedown
Nicole: SHE IS
Nicole: oh my
danaful: I might cut off BOTH my feet for her body
Nicole: yep
danaful: Is that her real hair?
Nicole: OF COURSE
Nicole: I love her pants!
danaful: She is some hot snatch
Nicole: If i owned then I would wear them EVERY DAY
Nicole: WHAT does that mean?
danaful: She's hot
Nicole: her nono spot
danaful: If you bought those pants, you would look at them a week later, and be like "What the hell did I buy these for?"
Nicole: nope... you ARE WRONG
danaful: oh, I dont know
Nicole: is she lip syncing?
danaful: I think so!
danaful: I was just going to ask you
danaful: She has no mike
danaful: and there's NO way she's singing
Nicole: she had no mike
Nicole: OHHH There itis
Nicole: haaaaaaaaaaa
danaful: I still do't think she's singing
danaful: WOW
danaful: Jay Z is FAR too ugly for her
Nicole: uhhh huh
danaful: Not for anything
danaful: but Mariah pulls that off better
Nicole: BUT she doesn't dance! EVER
danaful: Noo, she can't dance
danaful: That outfit is better on Mariah though
danaful: I dont think she's singing
Nicole: nopeif she is she can sing LOUD with no mike
Nicole: I have that those gold shorts BY THE WAY
danaful: I KNOW
danaful: Me too!
Nicole: no i REALLY do
danaful: They look better on you!
Nicole: I have them,.. YOU are kidding about having them.. IREALLY do
danaful: Why?
Nicole: I look like madonna in them!
danaful: Didn't she loan them to you?
Nicole: Cause you would have told me first if you REALLY had them
Nicole: NOOO i bought them
danaful: Shut UP
Nicole: At hoochie R US
Nicole: I DID
danaful: That's why Hamden is better than New Haven
Nicole: YOU SHUT UP THEN if you think that i am kidding
Nicole: they do not sell them in new haven anyway
danaful: We only have CrackWhores R' Us
Nicole: I know
danaful: Oh, Beyonce just emailed me back
danaful: She said she's going to loan me the earrings
danaful: and those pants for you
Nicole: ohhh yeah... what did she say
Nicole: did she do it from the awards
danaful: And she said to tell Mariah she said hi
danaful: Backstage, doy
Nicole: I KNOW
Nicole: What is this ghetto shit?
danaful: That's LIL NARDY!!!!!!!
Nicole: notice that store was in hamden... NOT NEW HAVEN
danaful: That store is in WEST Haven!
Nicole: NOOO ITS NOT
danaful: That's where Missy shops
Nicole: i know
danaful: Chris Rock is funny
Nicole: sometimes
danaful: Though, he's not being funny right now
danaful: no no!
Nicole: i like him
Nicole: right
danaful: He has big long weird fingers
danaful: I think I hate ben stiller
Nicole: she looks good
danaful: I think she's drunkkkk
Nicole: I was just thinking that
danaful: I think Drew needs to embrace her inner fat girl
Nicole: nooooo she will never
danaful: Because the inner fat girl is busting to come out
Nicole: COME ON with this song
danaful: They need to accept that no one so much cares about Kelly
danaful: Go, THIS SONG!!
Nicole: go this one
danaful: No, GO Em!!
Nicole: he NEEDS To win
danaful: Ooh
Nicole: or she does
Nicole: NOOOOOOOOO
danaful: GOod Charlotte can come right to my house and eat me.
danaful: Eminem
Nicole: me too ... when they are done with you of course
Nicole: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
danaful: Oh, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
Nicole: WHY WHAT
Nicole: noooooooooo
danaful: Who gives a shit about these people?
Nicole: this is NOT happening
Nicole: NOT FAIR
Nicole: DUMB ASS SONG
Nicole: YOUCK
Nicole: WHY
Nicole: I HATE THIS
danaful: I TRIED to go vote for the viewers chice, and it crashed my browser!!
Nicole: I am so mad I almost for got how good madonna was
danaful: it's a conspiracy
Nicole: URGH
danaful: of bad music!!
Nicole: Its wrong
Nicole: DUMB
Nicole: I hate them all
danaful: What's with his makeup?
Nicole: THEY SUCK
Nicole: THEY ARE ASSHOLES
Nicole: NO ONE CARES
danaful: We stalked them at a rest stop
Nicole: SHUUUUHS
Nicole: NO ONE DOES NOW
danaful: Hah
danaful: That's where we stalked them
Nicole: I AM SO MAD
danaful: After the warped tour
Nicole: more mad then I think that i should be
danaful: We stopped for food
Nicole: URGH
danaful: and my nephew
danaful: FREAKED OUT
Nicole: I wanna cry and scream and break shit
danaful: because their tour bus showed up
Nicole: I wanna BREAK IT ALL
Nicole: glasses
danaful: And he lurked around the bushes like a creepy little stalker girl
Nicole: tv's
Nicole: EVERYTHING
Nicole: BREAK
danaful: Wow, you've got some issues
Nicole: MAN O MAN
Nicole: I am MAADDDDDDDDDDDD
danaful: Maybe you need more wine
Nicole: URGHHHHHHHHH
danaful: Or a downer!
Nicole: I have not had enough.. that is why i care so much
Nicole: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nicole: MAD
Nicole: break
Nicole: DAMN
Nicole: FUCKERS
Nicole: EM deserved it
Nicole: ANYONE BUT THEM
danaful: I dont think I'm as angry about this as you
Nicole: HEll give it to me
Nicole: YES YOU ARE
Nicole: I am cracking up by the way
danaful: Oh, I'd give it to you
danaful: Best use of wine and drama in a music video
Nicole: I could sing a song about NOTHING and be better then these FUCKERS
Nicole: I have more talent in my ass cheek
danaful: heh
danaful: You do
Nicole: URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
danaful: your cheeks are sexy!!
Nicole: I could fart a better song then they can sing
danaful: You don't fart, don't be absurd
Nicole: I am Pissed... laughing and pissed all together
Nicole: I know but if I did it would sound better then their music
Nicole: BULLSHIT
danaful: Heh
Nicole: Its like the whole florida thing
danaful: What whole florida thing
danaful: ?
Nicole: yeah... the election
danaful: Oh, ok
danaful: someone got ripped off!!
Nicole: the FUCKIN ELECTION
Nicole: People are getting dicked tonight
danaful: And I think it was the MUSIC LISTENERS
danaful: That was viewer's choice!
Nicole: Hollywood all got dicked JUST NOW and we saw it
danaful: They picked it!
Nicole: LIVE ... millions getting dicked!
Nicole: Ripped off fuckin dicked!
Nicole: URGH
Nicole: anyway...
Nicole: he better say something fuckin funnhy cause i am mad
Nicole: he let me down
Nicole: why is the guy with the had... what the fuck man
danaful: No idea
Nicole: haah heeeh hooo haaa
danaful: Har
Nicole: the other guy looks pimpy and confused
danaful: He does
danaful: I LOVE snoop
danaful: HE would like me if he knew me
Nicole: i know he would.. you would be his CTHO
Nicole: COME ON make up for it all now
danaful: Oh, COME ON
Nicole: yeahhhh
danaful: MISSY!
Nicole: missy or em
danaful: Q W_P}@#(^*U@$t
Nicole: SHHHHH
danaful: Missy
Nicole: are you sick of this song yet
danaful: Nope
danaful: Oh, missy eliot
danaful: Though, this song is awesome
Nicole: or em
danaful: Who is this?
Nicole: no idea what he is even saying
danaful: He is being removed!
danaful: Sweet!
danaful: GO!!
Nicole: sweet... johnny is his nephew?
Nicole: ohhh yeah shiiiiiiiiit
danaful: Wow!
Nicole: is her whole family on stage?
danaful: Which I dont understand. If she has so many people, why does she always look so bad?!
Nicole: no idea.
danaful: WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO DRESS HERSELF???? WHAT IS SHE WEARING??? Is that a GOLF HAT?? She makes my head hurt.